Anyone who lets lax take over there lives and embraces the lax gods. He will do anything to play with his stick and believe
in the Lax year of 2025. His ambitions are to go to John Hopkins and be deemed a Lax God. His flo is also so hard he makes woman pass out
as he passes by them. The All-star of all lax names is Sea Balls it posses the BTB shot. Insane I know. (BTB means Behind the Back underhanded). Laxbro's wear pinnys with their numbers at all times! They care around there sticks and their moms usually yell at them for it, but a true laxbro will only try to hide it from her and not put his stick down. A true laxbro will have a boner to beat Friendswood and stroke the butter with his Lax stick. Every Laxbro has a pseudonym like El Diablo, Sea Bass or something cool n lax like that. Also every Laxbro has a lax it up shirt. If your not constantly holding your stick and getting woman to think your super hot just because your a laxbro then your probably not a laxbro. Also every laxbro has a back up stick that is huge and they usually carry it in their pants. Also you must like to get super high all Laxbro's light the dank if their not doing that their laxin' it up or taking care of their great flo's. May the Lax Gods be with all Laxbro's out there.
: Dude my mom hates when I Play Lax in the car.
Not a laxbro: Dude is that possible?
: Anythings possible if your a lax bro
*Thud from a hot ass
chick walking by and passing out by seeing SeaBass
Not a laxbro: Dude I wanna be a lax bro
: then come with me to practice
with my coach because i practice
with him everyday because we are Laxbro's
*Now at Practice
Peter: Lax bro
's I have a BONER to beat Friendswood
: Coach me too!!
Johnny Boy: Its that Lefty laxbro!
Alex: Where da dank at Laxbro!
Adam: Mucinex f's me up
Mitch: Dub step Bitches!
T. Spain: I've been shooting all damn DAY! 100% on Faceoff Bitches
Jaz: John Adam n Zack
Sam: They call me the REALITOR cuz i get sooo many yard sales
your such a Laxbro!
: I like to score and I can do it with both the ladies and in Lax cuz im a Laxbro
Johnny boy: Your a retard!
Peter: Don't ever skip practice
to stroke the butter also key to the game
is Dodge Shoot Score.
Not a laxbro: Im gonna work so hard to be a laxbro
*A few years later*
Not a laxbro, but now a laxbro: Ever since ive became a laxbro ive gotten so many woman and all my friends
are Laxbro's and were all soo cool and the ladies think were super hot!
*Laxbro's in a huddle*
: Break out on Laxbro's on 3...2...1
Laxbro's united: LAXBROS
*everywomen in the universe