To murder someone for their hot chocolate
Lotitious: the urge to murder someone for their hot chocolate
Person 1: I feel like some hot cocoa today.
Person 2: I'm feeling particularly lotitious today as well, shall we go wait in the alleyway?
Person 1: Most definitely. I think I saw someone go in there with a cup of cocoa earlier. Do you have your gun?
Person 2: Always. You never know when you get a chance to lotition someone!