7 definitions by JBPhoto

The act of sex while your partner is sleeping.
Amanda told Ryan, "Yes, you can have sex with me, just keep your mouth shut and don't wake me up! I'm game for some dozepokin!"
από JBPHOTO 12 Οκτώβριος 2009
1. The reference of adding (or needing) a lubricant to an anus or vagina.

2. Making reference that someone is "being screwed" with little or no consideration.
1. "das is güt shphinkterluben!"

(while making a two finger proctologist exam in the air and saying it in a German/Austrian accent.

2. "Yes, they fired me without even a little shphikterluben!"
από JBPhoto 13 Οκτώβριος 2009
The place where douche-bags and douche-nozzles come from. It's not a nice place to visit. It is in Northern Germany, directly downwind from the pork sausage factory in Sphinkterdorf.
To be used in "proper" and/or in "mixed" company:

"Yes, Honey. I met them. They are all from Douchendorf, right?"
από JBPhoto 13 Οκτώβριος 2009
A penis between two large breasts, especially while she is wearing a French-maid or medieval wench outfit.
"She had her French Maid's outfit on and I had my tube-steak between her huge boobs. It was a real French Hot Dog!! I left her covered in Mayonaise!'"
από JBPhoto 22 Οκτώβριος 2009
The place where douchebags and assholes move to.
After Ryan was done dozepokin Amanda, they went back home to Douchendorf!
από JBPhoto 20 Οκτώβριος 2009
To add lubricant to a tube-steak.
"She doused my tubesteak with some oil. That was some serious Schlongenluben!"
από JBPhoto 2 Νοέμβριος 2009
Adding lubricant (oil works best) to breasts prior to a titty-fuck.
"Honey, I'm ready for some tittenluben. I don't want your tube-steak rubbing my girls raw."
από JBPhoto 22 Οκτώβριος 2009

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