3 definitions by John and Derek

Top Definition
1. Robert Scoggins

2. Person whoms wife is a fat prostitute, and he thinks about raping young children, works at local fast food restaurants

3. Ignorant fool who puts nacho cheese filled pans in clean dish water

4. Biggest suck up at a workplace...
1. Robert is a crusty cross eyed pigeon

2. Look at that guy starin at those 10 year old girls, he's a crusty crossed eyed pigeon.

3. What fuckin crusty cross eyed pigeon put this in my clean water...

4. Hey boss....anything for you boss....hooo hoo ha ha ha
#pigeons #crusty #cross-eyed #fake nigga #taco bell #resturant #pedifile #fat bastards #losers
από John and Derek 22 Ιούνιος 2006
A malnutritioned, dislexic, red-headed, math teachers, with crones disease's way to explain a verbal math problem involving sweatSHIRTS and discounts...
What was the price of the sweatshits after a 15% discount.
#hot shit #crones disease #sweaty poo #mr. beck #sweat shirt #disgruntled math teacher #triscuit #backed up colon
από John and Derek 22 Ιούνιος 2006
Extremely large monster (usually black) closely resembling the form of a male penis.. Normally residing in residential swimming pools and bathrooms... rises from dormant state when provoked by habitual line stepping hos and blue balls.
Rudely awakened from his slumber, the dark skinned COCK MONSTER, growled as she put her cloths back on!!!
#one eyed monster #scrotum pole #unwanted erection #angry chink #limp dick
από John and Derek 22 Ιούνιος 2006
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