1183 definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus

A martial art that is all very well and good until you face anyone more than 30 pounds heavier than you, at which point your speedy light blows happen to be useless, and you will have your ass reamed.
That 120 pound grand champion took on a 150 pound kid and lost.
από Kung-Fu Jesus 23 Απρίλιος 2004
The country that even France has jokes about. Supposedly, where the less-arrogant, stupider Frogs are.
French people, the butt of the world's jokes, think of le Belgique as idiots.
από Kung-Fu Jesus 2 Μάιος 2004
a) object or animal that does not belong in the current environment in which it is existing.

b) More likely, something or someone from another country.
Bloody Foreigners!
από Kung-Fu Jesus 3 Μάιος 2004
One who is aroused by firearms or killing.
<Insert random american joke here, with reference to Charlton Heston>
από Kung-fu Jesus 20 Ιούλιος 2004
A language used in South Africa that mixes Dutch, English and native tribespeak.
Afrikaans is the official language in south africa.
από Kung-Fu Jesus 15 Απρίλιος 2004
(n.) European settler in Africa, usually of dutch descent
(n.) Citizen of the lowest countries in Africa (South Africa, Kingdom of Lesotho etc.) that speaks in fluent afrikaans
(n.) Non-african exploring africa (original meaning)
Although Afrikaaners represent about 15% of South Africa by population, in the 1960's they controlled about 95% of the wealth.
από kung-fu jesus 7 Σεπτέμβριος 2004
(n.) a natural sattelite of the earth, made of cheese.

(v.) The act of going on stage at an astronomy convention, pulling down your trousers, opening your 'cheeks' and saying

"hows this for a black hole?"
Mooning a hardware store will result in a broomstick being forcibly placed in your anus by the manager.
από kung-fu jesus 7 Σεπτέμβριος 2004

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