1183 definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus

hairy mofo.
That pussy is hirsute!
από Kung-Fu Jesus 6 Ιούνιος 2004
Popular phrase on T-shirts around the time frankie goes to hollywood released song relax. This was in reaction to some people calling for the song to be banned.
Relax, don't do it.
από Kung-Fu Jesus 1 Μάιος 2004
The act of baring one's anus to a party as a sign of defiance.
starer---> one who studies stars

venuser----> one who studies venus


mooner---> one who jumps out of alleys to young women, bent over, showing them his bare derrier sayin "How's this for a black hole?"
από Kung-Fu Jesus 28 Απρίλιος 2004
Also "The Beast". Not to be confused with Satan, the anti-christ will be identified by a birthmark of number 666.
"Woe to you, Oh Earth and Sea, for the Devil sends thebeast with wrath because he knows the time is short...
Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of the beast for it is a human number, its' number is Six hundred and sixty six."


Revelations Ch. XIII v.18
από Kung-Fu Jesus 25 Απρίλιος 2004
(n.) One of Russian nationality, extended sometimes to include former soviet union states such as the Ukraine
Contrary to what some people think, the word 'ruskie' or 'rusky' was not coined during the cold war, but the crimean war in which the Ottomans fought Russia, later joined by France and the United Kingdom.


Fun fact: The Crimean campaign was the only war France won in the 19th century; the beggining of the french military victories joke
από Kung-fu Jesus 17 Ιούλιος 2004
(n.) An edible seed

(n.) Carazed, fanatical about (suffix)

(v.) (mainly brit) To perform a quick head-butt

(n.) (Mainly Brit) Head

(v.) slang- press

(v.) seminal fluid

(n.) Testicle
A) Let's eat some nuts!

B) That guy is a gun-nut

C) I'm going to nut you if you don't tell me the answer

D) My nut is in pain

E) Nut that button on the wall for me.

F) Nut on your face

G) OW! My nuts!
από Kung-Fu Jesus 12 Μάιος 2004
voulez=will
vous=you
coucher= to sleep
avec=with
moi=me
ce=this
soir=evening

*it should be noted that ce soir can be better translated as 'tonight'


Due to the directness of this phrase, it will never work on females. You might as well say 'baise-moi' (fuck me). Usually, this is said by americans on trips to europe who aren't used to handling any beverage with more than 0.2% alcohol
A: heeeeyyy
B: you're drunk, leave me alone
A: voulez-vous couch...
*kick in the balls*
από kung-fu jesus 17 Αύγουστος 2004
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