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5 definitions by Nitemarish

 
1.
-11 jars of Marmite
-72 midgets, 15 of which should be Hungarian & blind
-4 Vietnamese ladyboys
-Duct tape
-30cm ruler
-692 kiwi fruits
-13 tubs of Smarties ice cream

Get every single one of the midgets that aren't hungarian to fuck one jar of Marmite. The 15 hungarian midgets have to fight one other so that only 10 are left. The surviving hungarian midgets have to fuck one jar of Marmite each.

Tape the dead midgets together and bring it to life with a bolt of lightning. This creature should then begin to rape the 4 Vietnamese ladyboys so hard, that the ladyboys and the creature fuse together to create Mechafuck.

Offer Mechafuck the ruler, which it will then use to pleasure itself with. After Mechafuck has climaxed and started walking, MAKE SURE it treads on every single one of the kiwis. Gather the kiwi juice and pour it into ONE tub of Smarties ice cream.

But, remember the midgets who didn't form a part of Mechafuck? These should have all finished fucking the Marmite jars by now, so go and train the midgets to be ninjas. Have them perform a massive cataclysmic fight with Mechafuck. Mechafuck will die, and its death will cause an eruption of semen.

Hopefully when this happens you'll have the tubs of Smarties ice cream with you EXCEPT for the one with kiwi juice in it. Use the tubs to drift the sea of jizz. You must recover the bodies of your midget ninjas, and perform 9 bases of your choice. After this, you must throw yourself in the sea of jizz and die.
Man #1: Dude, I just got to 64th base!

Man #2: What?! You've been on Urban Dictionary again haven't you?

Man #1: Uh...

Man #2: Everyone on that site is a sick pervert.
από Nitemarish 1 Νοέμβριος 2009
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2.
A phrase popularised by the Angry Video Game Nerd. Often used in reviews to point out a really shitty feature/scene/piece of shit.

Can also be used to show one's dissatisfaction with something.
Mike: There are aliens in the fourth Indiana Jones.
Jim: What were they thinking?!
από Nitemarish 6 Σεπτέμβριος 2009
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3.
Not to be confused with fucking fucker, although it means basically the same thing. The extra 'fuck' is thrown in for good measure. Usually preceded by 'fuck you'.
Mike: Hey man, I just banged your mom, stole all your possessions and burned down your house.

Jim: Fuck you, you fucking fucker fuck!
από Nitemarish 2 Σεπτέμβριος 2009
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4.
Alternate spelling: Come on then

A popular phrase amongst chavs and their ilk. A less formal way of saying "good sir, I believe you have wronged me, and I hereby challenge you to a match of strength to determine which one of us is the superior fighter."
Chav 1: *Walks into Chav 2*
Chav 2: What the fuck you doin', blad! You fuckin' startin', like?!
Chav 1: C'mon then bruv, I'll shank you 'ardcore like!
από Nitemarish 4 Οκτώβριος 2009
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5.
A phrase that shows your approval of sexual relations between two (or more) people, in that you'd jack off to them having sex.
Mark: Did you hear? Sally and Jim are going out.
Bob: Holy shit, I'd watch that porn!
από Nitemarish 24 Σεπτέμβριος 2009
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