Acronym for Perfect Bowel Movement; a bowel movement which vacates quickly
and smoothly without
the need for exertion, leaves no mess
no wiping, and leaves the sitter
Some believe a certain (unknown) combination of dietary habits is the key to a PBM.
1. "I'm on a journey to achieve
2. "PBMs are good for the environment, as they waste
3. "Wow, after that PBM I feel like I can eat a whole pizza, but that may ruin the chances
of a second PBM."