Usually referred to as simply
High Tech, it is a magnet
in North Bergen, New Jersey, whose mascot is the contreversial and mysterious lasercat. You should only
if you're interested in musical theater or science because every
other course sucks. It recieves an inordinant amount of applicants and only
accepts the ridiculously low percentage of around 10%. However, it is only difficult
to get into if you are white because the school
attempts to keep a racial gradient of about 50% hispanic, 30% indian, 15% asian, 10% black, and 5% white. Because of this, the only
white kids that get in are usually smart while the rest
of the students range from above average to mildly retarded.
As previously mentioned, the science courses and the musical theater department are spectacular. However, literally every
other subject blows
fat donkey dick and a good
fourth of the students are smarter than most of their teachers.
High Tech used
to be filled
with pretty cool
kids but is now full
of annoying musical theater kids who burst
into song at every opportunity
and are open
or closeted homosexuals, gameboy-hugging nerds
who spend their free time studying, and overly-religious
muslims who spout absurdly conservative views
as if they are fact.
will be a small handful of really cool
kids (probably from Bayonne
) but almost everyone else
acts like a ten year old and probably
out past 10 PM once in their life.
Random kid: Dude, you go to High Tech
? That sucks.
Kid: I know, man, I hate everyone. I'm having trouble getting
to sleep because the showtunes, gameboy sounds, and religious zealotry won't get out of my head.
Random kid: You're from Hoboken though, why didn't you go to school
in the city?
kid: Too expensive, bro. But fuck talking about High Tech
, let's go smoke a dub