removal of an app from your smartphone because it looked like a fun waste of time but now it is just really just annoying and taking up screen real estate on your phone
I loaded up on free apps on my phone but wanted to add some cooler ones so I performed an APPendectomy to get rid of those time and space wasters.
Disastrous chemistry with your significant other. Like oil and water.
My boyfriend and I used to get along so well and now we are just like BP and water. I think it's time to dump him.
The day after Thanksgiving, aka Black Friday, which officially marks the season where you have to THINK about what you will GIVE as presents to family and friends.
For Thanksgiving, I will be full of turkey and stuffing but I hope I am full of ideas for gifts to buy on Thinksgiving Day!
to have a strong need, desire, or craving to upgrade to the latest phone
Variation of jonesing, as in "keeping up with the Jones".
Nothing is wrong with your flip phone, why are you always phonesing for the latest cellular device?
The condition where extravagant and excessive promotion just leaves you cold and uninterested.
Her 15 minutes of fame is SO over, I get ill whenever I hear her name.
Girl, you may have hypethermia!
Seriously, LeBron get over yourself otherwise you are going to cause an epidemic of hypethermia.
An agreement that is signed prior to marriage where your fiancee/fiance agrees to keep up their physical appearance after you are married.
Looks like the hubby is sportin' a beer belly should have signed a preen-up, girlfriend!
Dude, your wife used to be a hottie now she is NOTtie...hope you signed a preen-up!