A scarce animal, only found within the westernmost regions of Canada. This animal deliberatly shows off their fake-wealth and obscenly large number of business cards to lose friends that they never even had. This creature dwells in the scum infested areas of society, using carbite hockey sticks to play road hockey games and wearing brand name clothing (which really isn't brand name considering it is pirated).
Tri was found leaving a playstation 2 at his friend's house in order to be invited over again. What a fag!