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5 definitions by Zmoney

 
1.
1 a woman who gives you a boner instantly
2 the act of getting a boner instantly
1 "Damn look at that chick she is such an instaboner"
2 " I just got an the biggest instaboner"
από Zmoney 28 Νοέμβριος 2005
 
2.
when you're at a formal event and you pop a boner
dude i got a trojan suprise at my dad's funeral
από Zmoney 5 Δεκέμβριος 2005
 
3.
when you have too much to drink and you go out with an ugly or incredibly feminine man (getting an instaboner in this situation would be advised against)
I had the worst beer oopsie of my life last night she had a penis
από Zmoney 5 Δεκέμβριος 2005
 
4.
A angry man, who thinks he's a nazi and loves ponies!
Me: STOP TOUCHING EVERYTHING NAZARETH BARCELLONA!
Naz: BOOM SMASH CRASH!!!!!
από ZMoney 10 Δεκέμβριος 2013
 
5.
crappy ass pants that don't cover the whole leg
why do girls like capris get shorts or pants come one people
από Zmoney 5 Δεκέμβριος 2005