Wears nothing but sports clothes such as Kappa, but only ever runs when nicking cheap cider. Also recognisable by their huge "gold" earrings. Past-times meaders enjoy include: listening to rap groups with more members than brain cells (such as So Solid Crew), drinking cheap cider, nickin' things, becoming pregnant at age 8, gelling their hair flat. A Bristol term that originates from the name of the Bristol area, Southmead. An example of a famous meader is Vicky Pollard, from "Little Britain". A derogatory term.