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30 definitions by mike comanche

 
8.
Non-drinker & non-smoker.
Jeff is a non-droker
από Mike Comanche 10 Μάρτιος 2009
21 3
 
9.
Oral sex that ends in orgasm without intercourse.
Sarah: I forgot to take my birth control.

Chris: We could do some home-made oral contraception.
από Mike Comanche 10 Μάρτιος 2009
22 4
 
10.
A female who cums very quickly.
Once I get my tongue on Cris's clit, she cums right away -- what a minutemaid!
από Mike Comanche 5 Μάρτιος 2009
21 3
 
11.
Porn that God watches.
CLARENCE: Mike, why do you watch porn?

MIKE: I only watch Godporn.

CLARENCE: What's Godporn?

MIKE: Porn that God watches.

CLARENCE: God doesn't watch porn!

MIKE: I thought you said, "God sees everything".

CLARENCE: Well, He does.

MIKE: Well, I just want to be like God.
από Mike Comanche 12 Μάρτιος 2009
21 4
 
12.
Fried or poached egg on a toasted onion bagel.
I'd rather have a Jew egg than an Egg McMuffin!
από Mike Comanche 4 Μάρτιος 2009
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13.
When an ugly chick acts super slutty, but, still can't get anyone to fuck her.
Connie was being slutterly ridiculous at the bar last night.
από Mike Comanche 10 Μάρτιος 2009
19 3
 
14.
Extreme dislike of lesbians.
I'm lezbophobic. I HATE lesbians because they won't let me FUCK them. But, I LOVE bi chicks!
από Mike Comanche 10 Μάρτιος 2009
18 3