20 definitions by philologue

Top Definition
a male addicted to indiscriminate heterosexual acts
That vulva vulture has screwed every whore in Utah and is now laying siege to Sister Josephine!
από philologue 5 Οκτώβριος 2011
sexual metaphor
You'll find an extended clitophor on page twenty-seven
από philologue 23 Αύγουστος 2011
The process of becoming a highly desirable older woman
By her fortieth birthday Lucia's metamilfosis was complete.
από philologue 17 Αύγουστος 2011
Informed discussion of sexual partners, practices, variations, anatomy.
We had an extended clit crit session after surfing last Monday.
από philologue 5 Οκτώβριος 2011
one who has an intense aversion to the external female genitalia, or simply to their appearance
I love fucking Julie but her cunt's so ugly - I suppose I'm in the classic vulvophobe's dilemma.
από philologue 5 Οκτώβριος 2011
Attractive older lady fond of outdoor pursuits
I often see that gorgeous windmilf up on the downs walking her dog
από philologue 12 Αύγουστος 2011
milf so desirable that premature ejaculation is inevitable
I was looking forward to a whole night of bliss, but she was a real four minute milf.
από philologue 11 Αύγουστος 2011

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