Goverment funded anti-drug program
that sends police officers to teach 5th graders how to use common
household items to get high. They
also show children videos
featuring a penguin and a rabbit who kidnap kids
and force them to smoke the 'evil' marijuana. Because D.A.R.E. is notorious for using false information and scare tactics, most kids
sense don't take the program
seriously. Basically it's a huge waste of tax dollars and school time.
* 5th Grade Classroom *
D.A.R.E. Officer: Now children, as you know, most drug users
are lazy, jobless, homicidal rapists, and since drugs
cost alot of money, many druggies will use household items to get high.
D.A.R.E. Officer: Oh, lots of things like
white-out, paint thinner, sharpies, keyboard cleaner, whipped cream cans, and gas fumes can be used to get high.
Kid: Whoa, cool!
* Everyone starts sniffing markers *