A smaller than average Crumpet.
Dude, I bought crumplets so's I could fit it in ma pocket!
από Rodney Bruce 10 Οκτώβριος 2009
Tiny bits of hard shit that get stuck on your anus hairs.
Man, those crumplets in your ass are hard to lick out.
από Xymox1 15 Σεπτέμβριος 2008