A chat board on the popular Neopets.com website.
Populated by fat, preteen scene kids who insist on complaining how much their life sucks, post pictures of their new fashion mullets (if you find one of them mildly attractive, their picture is probably stolen from someone's myspace), and discuss how awesome the latest From First to Last CD is (adding afterwards that they totally listened to them before it became cool).
Scenester 1: rate my facee, ems?
Scenester 2: omg 1000/10. i love your fob shirt.
Scenester 1: lol ily!
Scenester 1: lets talk about snakes on a plane because its trendy now.
από Urban Terrorist 16 Αύγουστος 2006
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Emergency Medical Service
1. EMT's are a vital part of the EMS structure.
από Paul 24 Ιανουάριος 2006
EMS stands for following things:

1. Emergency Medical Service

2. Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan

3. European Mathematical Society, Eastern Mountain Sports, Express Mail Service, Electro Medical Systems
1. EMS is a service in many countries providing acute care and transport to definitive care.

2. Stealing another Mangekyou sharingan from someone else unlocks the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan.

3. EMS is the abbreviation of several services and organizations.
από jimmybone d 30 Μάιος 2008
From Neopets.com, abbreviated for Evil Things and Monster Sightings.
Lyk, I'm a vampire!
Blood Bar
My account just got frozen!
Marilon Manson Sucks!
W...P...P... people come here
από God_of_Obelisk a.k.a. Dragon 22 Απρίλιος 2005
Excessive Masturbatory Syndrome

When one masturbate's frequently often at a minimum of six times a day. Often times these individuals often pass up actual sex in order to masturbate.
Tamara: Hey Tom wanna go out on a date tonight and maybe get laid after?

Tom: Na it's ok I still have to EMS 3 more times tonight.
από MHowza 10 Αύγουστος 2014
A neoboard on the popular website neopets.com. Often filled with wannabe emos and goths and posers. If you're remotely good looking they bag on you and make you feel like a flamingo in a pigeons territory. They are against Anime and Twilight so fans beware.
if you are a fan of anime chances are you'd be called a fat crusty weeaboo
the natives dislike fat people, and anyone who want to go to japan
also EMS is highly populated with british people or people of british decent and believe they are extremely smart and believe that any education under highschool is meaningless
EMSer 1: Death Note is my favorite Anime
EMSer 2: ew get off you fat weeaboo
EMSer 3: stupid wannabe Japanese
EMSer 1: but i am Japanese look at my lookie
από azel9205 2 Ιανουάριος 2009
Evil and Monster Sightings, board 17 on Neopets.
populated by mostly stupid people and ruled by the regs (amber, vaspim, leslie, julia, jennuh, olivia, shane, alaina, etc etc)
ems is betr dan ur dum boardz u faggots!!!11
από no u!!11~!!11! 15 Ιανουάριος 2007

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