A piece of fuckin shit.people who drive them are dumbasses.

Fix
or
repair
daily

Found
on
road
dead

Fucked
over
rebuilt
dodge

Fucked
on
race
day
People who drive fords are dumbasses and will crash and burn and rot in hell! BIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTCH!
από spazz13 12 Νοέμβριος 2004
a piece of shit car you always see broken down on the side of the road
look theres another piece of fuckin shit ford on the side of the road. hahahahahhaha (true story)
από Damo 24 Μάρτιος 2004
Fucked On Race Day.
The only races ford ever wins are Nascar races, Drive straight... Turn left Repeat.

the only good ford car is the Mustang 5.0

NOT the three point late.
"Wow. Thats the third Escort I've seen broken down on the side of the road in the past hour!"
από Ryan Lees 7 Μάρτιος 2004
Cars designed for shirt-lifters
love is good, love is golden,
love should be made in the back of a Holden,
if you don't like it, if you get bored,
become a homosexual and fuck in a Ford!!
από george 20 Δεκέμβριος 2003
A crappy excuse for a car! Only seniors and fags drive fords! Also driven by people who cant handle the power of a holden.
NO way compares to a holden wich can beat the crap out of it!
mavis: "ooh dear me, that young menace almost blew me over with his holden!"
June: "oh no i dont like those holdens, too powerful for my likings, id rather stick to my sensible, slow paced ford"
από mineemo 14 Νοέμβριος 2003
Friendz don't let friendz drive fords!

i'd rather push a chevy than drive a ford
-Ew u got urself a ford?! you can't drive that give me the keys!
-no u just want to drive it
-i am your friend and i hate to do this but i am going to have to beat u up steal the keys and throw them down the sewers

1 hr later the ford explodes
(LoL)
-thx man u saved my life
-hey, thats wut friendz are 4!
από coca 30 Οκτώβριος 2003
Ford
(Ford)
A type of shitty American car. Also a very good name for a badass. When there are multiple Ford's in one room (which does not happen too often, mind you) they nickname each other with Ford model names like Mustang or Taurus. Women normally lust after Fords for their boyish charms and long hair.
"Ohmahgawd, there's Ford. I want him."
"That's guy's such a ford! We should call him Mustang."
"Ford is awesome at video games AND partying."
"I wish I was a Ford."
από Gduv 17 Αύγουστος 2009

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