someone who is really gay and doesnt mind fingering their butthole every now and then.

He covers up his huge gayness by saying he will kill things with a giant battle axe. But everyone one knows the giant battle axe stands for his penis and him killing people is really just sticking his dick into a mans ass
Me: "Matt want to go out and hang out with some hot chicks. Gurantee we get laid tonight!"

Matt: "No im okay. I think I'll just finger my.... i mean massacre a small village with my giant battle axe."

Me: "Okay man have fun with that...."
#gay #massacre #denial #homo #penis
από therod74349 27 Απρίλιος 2010
someone who says your their best friend, but makes you feel bad more than good. he gets mad at you for lying and making him cry, then makes you cry because of it. what a great guy.
matt says he's just kidding, but he really makes me cry.
#matt #mean #jerk #cry #bad
από laker123 13 Δεκέμβριος 2009
A man of many layers. Layer one is a faggot. Layer two plants rutabagas. Layer three, also a faggot.
Matt, do you want to play mariokart? Maybe get some chicken yakisoba? How about drink some injury mix? No...oh i didn't see you busy with your planting over there.
#matt #mathew #rutabaga #planting #rutebega
από Andrichael 20 Φεβρουάριος 2010
Biggest dick head in the world, think he is the strongest guy ever and wants too smash everyone that talks about a girl named Lianne, Usually they have small penis's and cant please anyone, not even himself.
Matthew Watkinson.
#fat #ugly #gwaylow #gay #weak
από matthew watkinson 7 Μάιος 2010
Mysterious woodland creature who resides in the frozen tundra of Massachusets. Instead of sharp calws or teeth he headbutts you with his uber sharp hair. BEWARE!
#matt #giant #penis #in #your #butt #hole
από Deirdre Orneles 10 Φεβρουάριος 2009
The gayest of all gays. Thinks hes so cool because of the "wonderful" comments on his name in this site. Lies about girls hitting on him a matt will never get any pussy with his little 2 inch dick. Also often looks like a 10 year old.
Jake: did you see that faggot trying to act black?!
Nate: yeah! That was matt. Always thunking hes cool
#gay #homo #faggot #cunt #dick
από TheChamp123 11 Δεκέμβριος 2010
Penis.
Male external sex organ.
WOW! that's a big Matt
#penis #male #sex #organ #external
από Dino BOB! 23 Μάιος 2008
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