The male version on a "queef" (farting out of your penis)
Jua: Aww nic

it stinks did you just quiff
Nic: Yeaaaaa man it felt good
#funny #male #gross #queef #penis
από nickdckgibson 30 Σεπτέμβριος 2014
A person who sniffs a woman's bicycle seat; typically the person becomes aroused.
oh, he's got it bad, he just quiffed her seat!
#aroused #bicycle #women #seat #hot
από pony graph 12 Νοέμβριος 2009
A Quiff is a queef by quoaf. A Quiff is the rarest form of flatulence. A quiff occurs when a penis is inserted into a vagina and the penis emits a quoaf (air or gas escaping from the penis through the urethra) thus causing the vagina to fill up with air and causing it to queef (an expulsion of wind from the vulva during coitus; a vaginal fart). Very few people have experienced this rare phenomenon.
Winning the lottery is like making a Quiff, its next to impossible to do!
#queef #quoaf #penis #vagina #flatulence
από chris leisure 9 Δεκέμβριος 2010
Air admitting from the vagina mixed with bodily fluid making a farting sound..otherwise known as the pussy fart.
Was that a fart or did you just quiff?
#quiff #pussyfart #vagina #fart #butt
από eastereggalex18 15 Ιούνιος 2009
A modern, ridiculous excuse for a hairdo that only onedirection, boy band looking, self indulgent rat boys use to flaunt their utter stupidity.

In all seriousness, if this is what people consider "handsome" or "cool" now then that's very sad...

One direction and Justin Bieber being to blame again for it's popularity.
"What's that hairstyle?"
"It's called a quiff."
"... What an absolute silly scumbag..."
#quiff #hair #swag #stupid #twat #ugly
από spurstildeath 5 Ιανουάριος 2014
A dummy, or an idiot. (see numbnuts)
A kid grabbed my dad's baseball cap and ran in circles. My father gave chase screaming, "Hey you QUIFF get back here!"
#stupid #idiot #retard #nimrod #numbnuts #goof ball
από J4G 17 Φεβρουάριος 2011
noun.
An old, creepy man, usually 50+ years, who smells women's bicycle seats in the middle of the summer.
*Snort* Ahhh!

Dude, did that quiff just smell that chick's bicycle seat!?
#creeper #old fogey #pedophile #kiddy fiddler #molester
από ApolloTloc 17 Μάρτιος 2008
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