"Salad tossing" is the act of licking someone's asshole, often preceded by kissing and licking their ass cheeks and ass crack, and often accompanied by kissing and fingering their asshole. A true salad tossing enthusiast will also insert the tip of his or her tongue into the asshole of his or her partner. Salad tossing is often considered a sign of respect, affection, and even love, because, as should be obvious, you don't stick your tongue up just anybody's ass.

Salad tossing is often performed as a part of traditional oral sex, before, during, or after it. The "tossee" may lie on his or her stomach, allowing easy access to the entire ass. Another option is for the tossee to place his or her legs over the tosser's shoulders thus allowing access to the asshole. This position is particularly useful if the tosser is on his or her knees. Since much of the tossee's weight is supported by the tosser, this position is generally more comfortable for a male tosser and a female tossee. Although this position makes access to the entire ass more difficult, it does allow access to both the asshole and the genitalia, so that salad tossing and oral sex may be performed together.

For the sake of reference, the author notes that the salad tossing scene in HBO's "Girls" series (see below), in which the tosser shakes his head from left to right like a hungry dog in heat with a new rawhide, was poorly performed, but did serve the purpose of exposing salad tossing to a new audience.
Example: I love my new girlfriend so much, I'm adding salad tossing to our plans for tonight.
από AAARRRGGGHHH 10 Μάιος 2016
Epistemology: Tossing is a euphemism for wanking, as you may call someone a "Tosser/Wanker" UK.
If you are tossing your salad, it means you are wanking furiously to season a salad with creamy mayo. The phrase is used in polite society as a euphemism to masturbation, and to denote that you are slightly peckish.
1: Why didn't you come to the golf course on Sunday?
2: My wife was out of town so I had to do my own salad tossing
1: Oh, are you feeling peckish? I sure could do with some crumpets right now.
από David K David 1 Ιούνιος 2016
The liberal equivalent of teabagging. I.e., when the liberal element in the Democratic party challenges Democratic politicians from the Left, especially in primaries.
The Democrats sure gave Joe Lieberman a salad tossing when they gave the nomination to Ned Lamont.
από Tamburlaine2k 18 Μάιος 2010
When you spread another man's ass-cheeks apart and then bury your face in his hairy,sweaty ass-crackthen you lick & tongue-fuck his tight,twitching ass-hole
"want your salad tossed?","toss my salad you muther-fuckin' ass-licker!","You salad tossing faggot!"
από Titokf3 6 Μάρτιος 2008
Getting your ass ate out with salad condiments
Liz dreams of tossing my salad daily.
από Madison 12 Αύγουστος 2004
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