1. An imaginary creature that’s existence is brought about by partaking in "juicy" mushrooms as verified by JB in "The Pick of Destiny". He’s much like Sasquatch but can talk (with a speech impediment), has the ability to fly, guards shiny diamonds in the misty mountain side, and overall looks like he should shout “Shake-N-bake” at any moment while giving a heart fist bump. He also plays drums, but unfortunately the D just can’t be a power trio. In an epic battle, recounted by the Spiderman song, between Sass and Spiderman, Spidey tries to use his web on him but it can’t hold him because of a Matrix move. During the subsequent the brawl a man becomes memberless, one thing leads to another, and Sas leaves behind something resembling coffee creamer.

2. A large animal that’s often seen lurking around Southern Utah University in select buildings. If you see him approach slowly and offer him a snack, conversation can then be made without too much of a risk of bodily harm.
1. "Stay still, it's F***ing sassafrassquatch. I've been searchin' for him for ten years and now's my chance to capture him. I'm not moving, OH F***!" -JB "Spiderman"

2. Justin: "Quite, there's sassafrassquatch!'

KC: "Wait, I have some jerky. Let's go talk to him."

Justin: "Sasquatch eats jerky, don't you watch TV?"

KC: "They're the same thing!"

Justin: "No they aren't! Sas is like sasquatch but totally

kickass and he prefers Skittles!"

Sas: "Dude, I LOVE Skittles! So what about those

T-birds huh?"
από Sassafrassquatch 7 Νοέμβριος 2009
The better cooler version of Sasquatch.
Jack Black's real father is Sassafrassquatch.
από Lythiophynia 14 Σεπτέμβριος 2008

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