Top Definition
Pre-morning wood.
While still sleeping girlfriend notices you have an erection.
So the other night I unknowingly had sex with my girlfiend with my slumber lumber.
#morning wood #slumber lumber #erection #wood #hard-on
από kmichener 17 Ιούνιος 2011
alternate term for "morning wood"
The maid was aghast when she found the sleeping lumberjack, snoring, his slumber lumber proudly in view.
από Dan Farman 9 Μάιος 2004
Slumber lumber is another euphemism for waking up with an erection- otherwise known as 'morning wood'.
"I woke up with some gnarly slumber lumber and I asked if I could take it to her sawmill."
#morning wood #boner #erection #stiffy #pitching a tent
από kdutremble 9 Δεκέμβριος 2009
A more sophisticated version of morning wood. Usually when you are fully asleep, and the blood can add extra power.
Sarah: After Steve fell asleep, he got the most AMAZING slumber lumber last night.
Kiki: Wow, I wish my man, Jamal had that.

Sarah: True Story
#morning wood #wood #chode #sleep erection #midnight wood #boner
από TheTrueStoryGuy 8 Μάιος 2014
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