The act of jerking someone off with an apple
She didn't want to touch his junk but she felt bad for him so she gave him a Steve Job instead.
από michael dickless 9 Απρίλιος 2015
A soon-to-be released Apple product. The Steve Job, or iJob, is plugs into the usb port of a computer and acts somewhat like a combination of a mouse and a fleshlight. The Steve Job is planned for release in November 2012.
Two cores in the Steve Job deliver up to two times more power and up to seven times faster. And you’ll feel the effects. Fast. The Steve Job is quick and responsive, which makes all the difference when you’re launching browsing the web, and doing just about everything. And no matter what you’re doing, you can keep on doing it. Because the A5 chip is so power-efficient, Steve Job has outstanding battery life.
από Apple Steve Job 13 Οκτώβριος 2011
When someone buys an Apple product right before the announcement of a new/upgraded version of the product that the person just bought.

Essentially, it's Apple fucking you over.

Named after Steve Jobs, CEO of Apple.
Person 1: Dude, you heard about the new iPod touch? It has a damn camera now!

Person 2: Wait, I just fucking got an iPod touch, and you're telling me they just released another one!?

Person 1: Sounds like someone just got a Steve-Job.

από SOBKiller504 1 Σεπτέμβριος 2010
The act of receiving sexual pleasure while simultaneously listening to one's Ipod.
The other day my girlfriend gave me the best Steve Job while I was listening to Phil Collins-In the Air Tonight.
από Ipod Dome Lover 24 Αύγουστος 2010
A stevejob is when a woman places an iPhone on their genitals and makes it vibrate, to the point of orgasm.
She was bored, so she took out her iPhone, put it on vibrate, and put it on her clit. When she was done climaxing, she got up, took a deep breath, and said, "That was one heck of a stevejob!"
από DrHocter 7 Φεβρουάριος 2012
-Either a Handjob or a Blowjob that is recorded on any apple product with a camera
Guy 1-"Bro, i went to a party last night and hooked up with this banging chick"
Guy 2- "No Way Dude"
Guy 1- "I got the steve job right here"
Guy 2- "Wow thats your penis"
από Barista420 5 Δεκέμβριος 2011
A Steve job is when you masturbate to pornography on your smart phone. It is named after the man who created the most popular smart phone, the iPhone, Steve Jobs
I was too tired to get up to my computer and jerk off, so I gave myself a Steve job while I laid down in bed, using my droid and went back to sleep.
από SuperJew113 27 Ιανουάριος 2013

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