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Noun: A coffee boner; A boner caused by the stimulation of blood flow from the caffeine in coffee.
I drank a couple cups of coffee this morning and had a raging coner for my calculus lecture.
#boner #erection #broner #noop #hardon #beiber
από Jerktart 29 Φεβρουάριος 2012
A member of the "forward crew" on board a nuclear submarine. Steretypically dim-witted and obtuse, coners can often be found in groups wondering why one piece of equipment or another doesn't appear to be working with the on/off switch positioned downward. A common belief amongst coners is that anything can be fixed by some combination of duct tape, coffee stirsticks, and a ballpeen hammer, including but not limited to televisions, computers, 8mm videocasettes, diesel engines, and toilet seats.
There's a couple coners on crews mess fiddling with the X-box..... I wonder how long it'll be before they realize it's not plugged in.
#st #sonar #sonar tech #tm #torpedoman #ft #fire control #jo #nav-divver #nav #navette #etr #rm #radio #radioman #a-gang #a-ganger #cs #ms #cook #cob
από TwistedTwidget 28 Απρίλιος 2006
A person that can't find their own ass with two hands and a map.
Sean Morrell is a fucking coner
από Justin 8 Απρίλιος 2005
Slang in some parts of Canada for a joint. Coner is usually reserved for a very well-rolled, cone-shaped joint.
"Quit bogarting that coner and let me take a puff"
#weed #cannabis #joint #spliff #marijuana #bong #ganja #bud
από MikeTDK 2 Νοέμβριος 2007
The act of acquiring the craving for a foot long chili cheese coney from sonic, often resulting in a massive boner.
Sonic carhop girl: "Here is your foot long chili cheese coney sir. Ummm sorry did i give you a boner?"
Guy: "Boner? Bitch this is a coner! You ugly as HELL! Now give me my coney and get to steppin' trick!"
#boner #coney #sonic #chili #cheese #hotdog #coner
από JiggaJace 13 Δεκέμβριος 2010
Non-nuclear trained retard
in the Navy who didn't become a nuke because he was too retarded to get offered nuke, so they offer them a mindless job where the only point is to push a button when ordered.
Also see: MAAs
Related term: Skittle
Fucking coners screwed us over again.
από AnnoyedNavyNuke 27 Απρίλιος 2005
When one takes a traffic cone, or anything with the same form or likeness, and places it upon their crotch, as if they had a boner.
HAHA dude, jeff just totally took a picture of his coner a few minutes ago.
#coner #boner #cone #traffic #crotch
από Max Maddox 6 Απρίλιος 2007
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