A dipstick is when an individual walks up to an unsuspecting (seated) female victim and proceeds to stick his finger down her partially exposed ass-crack. He then looks her in dead in the eye and sniffs his fingers. Always a good ice-breaker.
After chad dipsticked kerry at unh in 2006, she knew they would be together forever.
από BDPclub 4 Απρίλιος 2010
(ADJ.)derogatory slang of a man's small penis. Could also be used an a noun
(ADJ.)"You are a Dipstick!"
(Noun)"Where is he, Where is that Dip Stick."
could be in place of pencil dick, needle dick or thin brain.
από Nubb'n 5 Δεκέμβριος 2008
a penis that is multi-colored
Clayton's penis was pink on one side and brown on the other! Plus that dipstick had a hairy ass!
από ibdablonde37 27 Φεβρουάριος 2006
when sat on the bog squeezing out a particularly long sausage, which whist still making its way out of your arse slowly and begrudgingly, also inadvertently touches the water.
My god, that huge meat and potato platter we had at the Hamburg Beer Keller last night, it reemerged this morning producing the dipstick effect.
από Streaker30 14 Αύγουστος 2009
The usage of fingers during sexual activities to gage the moistness of a woman's vagina.
"My dip stick tells me you need lubrication"
από Kieron J Casey 17 Μάιος 2006
1. the stick in your car used to measure how much oil you have.
2. a slang term for a person who is dumb
3. used as a substitute for "dipshit" whenever that particular word would be deemed inappropriate.
1. I looked at the car's dipstick, and it seems as though i need an oil change.
2. John is a total dipstick, he can't even tie his own shoes.
3. I got ripped off by that dipstick who fixed my stove.
από Russell 11 Ιούλιος 2004
One who has the intelligence of an oil dipstick in a car. Usually the oil is dirty and "not too bright" much like the person being described here.
I see that the sun doesn't shine on your field you dipstick!
από Buck 9 Μάιος 2003

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