Has the most useless shops ever, the majority of them being charity shops or coffee shops. The only decent thing about it is LanForce and thats being invaded by the chavs (70:2 ratio).
The cinima opens once a week - to show one film and their ritual of the christmas tree festival is now so dull, teenagers are thinking of torching the church.
The College is useless - your treated like a 4 year old, and the only decent thing there is a bloke who goes round in a mini trying to run over chavs and playing skittles as the old women cross the road.
"Could have told you that"
"MAN FAKENHAM IS GAY!"
"o0o0o skittles! *baaaaaaaaaaarp*"