Top Definition
Glasses that do not contain prescribed lenses, usually found on the shelves of your local Dollar General. worn by women who want to look sophisticated or cop out of putting on make-up/doing hair.
"check her out, she is totally sporting flasses"
"those can't be real, they are deffin. flasses!"
από Pyrotastic 1 Δεκέμβριος 2007
9 more definitions
1) A flat ass
Person 1: "Oh my goodness look at that skinny bitch!"'
Person 2: "Haha, yeah, look at the flass!!!"
από forwhatitsworth 1 Ιούλιος 2009
n. 1. an idiotic or lazy person who has not lived up to expectations. 2. some guy who is a disappointment. 3. originating from “flaccid,” flass refers to a person who cannot get an erection. 4. a big sweaty geesh hole
vb. flassing, flassed, flassing-out, flassed-out 5. to not get involved 6. to be absent at the annoyance of others. 7. to have your manhood sagging lifelessly at the opportune moment.
adj. flassy. 8. without interest or enthusiasm 9. sluggish; inactive; droopy; languid

flastic, flastic-modulus, flassability

Due to other commitments keeping him out of town, Adam was branded as a massive flass by his house-mates.

Through ridiculous amounts of flanging around Taz’s highly flastic personality converted to a flassed-out phallus.

Franco is such a flassy flass!
από TLJ 3 Μάιος 2007
A flat ass woman a woman with no ass who seems to think they got an ass
Omg that girl tryin to shake dat flass
από Meygan 11 Απρίλιος 2006
When you floss your teeth with hair you acquire whilst eating ass.
I only had time to eat ass or floss so I flassed
από Tastygumdrops 6 Μάρτιος 2015
Flat ass
She has a flass.
από Hshshgsgdgdhdh 20 Φεβρουάριος 2015
A contraction of the words "flaccid" and "ass".
Wayne inherited his mother's flass.

I looked up from rolling a joint and saw Catarina's flass flapping in the wind.
από KangDuc 30 Σεπτέμβριος 2008

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