When your not looking down and you accidently piss on yourself.
Charles: *Urinating*
Charles' mom: Charles, your penut butter toast is ready!
Charles: *turns head towards bathroom door* Just a sec. Ah shit, I'm taking friendly fire!
από markah stewart 22 Οκτώβριος 2005
The act of having a friend snitch on you.
Whoa Connor whats with the friendly fire. I though we were friends.
από Bobby_love 24 Φεβρουάριος 2013
When a male is masturbating and ejaculates with so much force that he shoots a load into his own face
Dale hadn't jerked off in weeks, so when he finally did he hit himself with some friendly fire.
από Crispee22 12 Σεπτέμβριος 2011
this is when a male accidentally jizzes onto himself, usually during masturbation
Tom: Wackin' off last night, my load shot too high and hit me in the nose!

George: Ah, thee old friendly fire, eh?
από Jack10392 6 Μάιος 2010
1. To accidentally bomb or shoot a member of your team, typically in the military.
2. To accidentally shoot your load into your significant other, typically because you were too wasted to time your pull out.
"Holy shit!! .....We just wiped out Bravo company with "Friendly Fire", when we should have targeted 200 yards in front of them where the enemy is positioned!"

"Sorry for the "friendly fire" babe, I'm wasted........"
από J Kong 19 Οκτώβριος 2013
when an american decides to be a total fucking moron and shoot a brittish soldier.
american: "omg, wtf is that?"
american no. 2: "idk, shit! it's moving! SHOOT IT!"

-friendly fire occurs...
από ljkhsdlkdf 8 Μάρτιος 2007
when a man ejaculates in his own face / mouth
Andy friendly fires when he masturbates.
από Troy 25 Μάιος 2004
Accidentally ejaculating on another straight man
Jeremy's father walked in, and was caught in friendly fire.
από Cumshot Carl 12 Νοέμβριος 2011

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