A bond between two people.
Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it but only you can feel its warmth.
από AguileraVoiceClone 5 Νοέμβριος 2009
A ship made from your friends. Although it would be much more satisfying if it were made from your enemies.

The following example takes place on a deserted island and is the original script for the hit-show Lost (except it was changed because this version would have lasted less than half an episode, even though its legendarily epicness is double the epicness of the entire series...this has something to do with science and concentration and dilution but that's too complicated to explain):
Jack: Okay lets use Hurley's gargantuan, fat ass, king size bed body as the main component of our raft.
Kate: Great idea! Plus his ginormous breasts can double as pillows!
Jack: And we can use Sun's skinny ass eggroll body as the mast.
Kate: Ooh ooh can we skin Michael and use him as our sail?pretty please? Me so racist!
Jack: His blackness will never be seen at night by rescuers. Lets use that pregnant white girl Claire instead. Also,I should keep Shannon's body as a makeshift blowup doll in case you "accidentally" fall in the water when the sharks come out.
Kate: Then I'll bring Vincent in case I get inter-species-curious
Jack: Eeeewiee!! Your definitely "accidentally" falling into the water!
Kate: So what are we gonna use to tie all this together anyways?
Jack: We're gonna use everyone else's small intestines as ropes duh!!! Haven't you ever made a friendship before? *whispers*stupid bitch* Lets use John’s useless legs as oars.
Kate: Yeah! Lets do this!
*2 minutes after sailing off the Hurley raft hit an iceberg and they all died happily ever after. The End*
*Based on a completely real fictional story(which will soon be adapted into 37 feature length films and the last two films will be a part 1 part 2 thing because lately the people who make films have realized that movie goers are dumb enough to pay for something that could have easily been squeezed into just one film)*
από RAWberto37 30 Νοέμβριος 2011
Friendship is two pals munching on a well cooked face together.

~ Llamas with Hats 4
Because were friends, and friendship is two pals munching on a well cooked face together.
από Lordofmylife 7 Ιούλιος 2011
can insult each other without getting offended. similar interests. both on an equal level of being fucked up. can comfortably talk about anal fisting.
"i love you idiot"
"i love you too, let's talk about anal fisting"

*true friendship*
από aliengiu 27 Μάιος 2014
1. the action of one liking another's Facebook status solely to avoid the status creator's social awkwardness of which would make such creator become a loner
2. a job (see 1.) in which one friend does not need to request another of doing so, but is simply done instinctively
3. the official standing of being more than 'Facebook friends'
Person 1: "Hey, can you like my Facebook status? No one else has"
Person 2: "Already done"
Person 1: "This is what friendship is"

1. Our friendship is so much more than just online buddies now
2. That status was so weird but I liked it anyway #friendship
3. My innate reaction to your Facebook status was to like it straight away because you're my friend
από Cadbury Fan 4 Δεκέμβριος 2013
A promise to help someone no matter the circumstances, subsequently proven by actions.
Friendship is not a measure of time spent with someone, but a promise to help someone no matter the circumstances, subsequently proven by actions.
από Geotastic 3 Δεκέμβριος 2013
A relationship between two people where one person agrees to make the other person's problems their own. More than often the agreement turns out to be one-sided. This includes lending money, giving rides, emotional support, listening to the other complain or just simply listening to and dealing with the other person's constant bullshit. In actuality, an official agreement was never made to do any of this. Rather a process takes place over time where one party is slowly manipulated into all of the above mentioned acts. Most of the time these relationships eventually end with the main supporter having had enough of the user's ways. However, there are occasionally more extreme cases where the relationship goes on for years, sometimes until death does them part, due to the supporter's own extreme stupidity. In some cases, the situation is so bad that the one party might actually be entitled to claim a dependant when doing their taxes.
"Hey, I know it's midnight and you're in the middle of drinking and having fun but would you stop what you're doing and drive me thirty minutes away to my house? Reason being, I left the cat locked in the bedroom and I need to let her out. Thanks, buddy. I really value our friendship".
από True Man True 13 Ιούλιος 2009

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