"to gonk" can mean anything you want it to mean... its is the Willy Wonka of words and can be used in any circumstance

"what an amazing gonkathon that was you gonking gonkhead... now suck my gonk"
από Dave The Ravid 3 Αύγουστος 2005
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A person who is stupid. A general insult.
"Oh, you gonk"!
από Luke 12 Ιούλιος 2003
A way of saying "oh shit" or it can be used to show disgust. gonk has many uses and is sometimes used as an emoticon on gaia
Nick: So, I walked in on my mother taking a shower
Tim: :Gonk:
από xJenx 10 Αύγουστος 2005
A gonk is a Scottish term used for blowjob or oral sex performed on a male, often performed by skanky little middens or in homosexual cases by dobbers.
Geez a gonk ya dobber


that skanky little midden gave me a belter ae a gonk last night man
από CLASS_A_BIRD 18 Φεβρουάριος 2009
A Gonk is 2 things:

1- It’s another name for a troll (a toy monster thing with sticky up hair)

2- It’s a person that looks retarded with big glasses like jam jar bottoms and snorts like a pig.
1- Waaaaaah, I’ve broken my gonk :(

2- Eww! Look at that gonk!
από iluvmybathroom13 26 Οκτώβριος 2004
A gonk is a very stupid, ditsy girl that may or may not be a huge slut as well.

1. A sorority girl that wears her North Face jacket, Ugg boots, and leggings.
2. A girl that has absolutely no hobbies/past times besides going to the bars and getting drunk with her "besties."
3. Can even be used in referring to a "hipster" girl who thinks that she is cooler than everyone else, but in all reality she is still a naive girl that drinks PBR, uses a mac, and thinks she's a good photographer.
"Look at that group of gonks, all wearing their uggs."

"I went to the bars last night and all I saw were gonks."

"She is a gonkin' ass bitch."
από dlepper 9 Απρίλιος 2010
Star Wars trash can droid. Notorius for partying hard.
Look, a Gonk. It sure looks dapper, as it parties so hardy.
από :) 12 Οκτώβριος 2004
a word that is used to descibe some one you dislike and is different from an average person, and even slightly geeky.
see that dude over there with a starwars t-shirt, he looks like a bit of a gonk
από jonny boid 11 Σεπτέμβριος 2009

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