Top Definition
a lady who cleans the house and knows how to fuck.
My French maid is always there to make my dick happy when I arrive home.
από Don Juan 8 Μάρτιος 2003
1. A girl or unmarried young woman. A maiden.

2. An abbreviation of maidservant or handmaiden: a female servant who cleans the house and waits on you.
1. The bride, a fair maid sixteen years of age, stood veiled beside a groom a decade older than her whom she had never met.

2. The lady of the manor ordered two maids to stop chatting and return to work.
#maiden #virgin #damsel #ingenue #nymph #lass #damoiselle #pucelle #doncella #señorita #jungfrau #handmaid #maidservant
από Lorelili 16 Οκτώβριος 2010
Massive Alcohol-Induced Dump.
Dude, I just had the world's biggest M.A.I.D. Crushed way too many PBRs last night.
#scat #dump #maid #excrement #poop #pre-historic involuntary bowel movement
από superculona 27 Σεπτέμβριος 2009
The combination of getting Mono and AIDS in one sexual experience(session).
I have MAIDS, I hate the bitch that gave me MAIDS, she should die.
#mono #aids #hiv #a.i.d.s. #h.i.v.
από Evan Met 20 Απρίλιος 2006
The act of cunfusing one's self.
The math equation was confusing, Fred mai'd him self trying to do it.
#confusion #clarity #disorientation #bewildered #puzzled
από qwertyismynamedontforgetit 18 Ιανουάριος 2011
An std you get from having sex with a slut who's name begins with the letter M.

Symptoms include:
Sores all over your body that you can probably pass off as "poison ivy"
A green dick that matches your army uniform
"Dude, you got the MAIDS."

"It's poison ivy, I swear!"
#whore #slut #green dick #std #shameful
από vidrome 15 Νοέμβριος 2009
Mark's Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome. A special type of AIDS that Mark Bloyd has.
"Did you hang out with Mark this weekend?" "No because he is in the hospital with MAIDS... asshole."
#aids #mark #maids #bloyd #extinguisher
από Dr Wright 12 Μάρτιος 2009
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