Dave: "I wouldn't bother Phil, you wouldn't want to, she's come back early from 'maternity leave' "
Phil : "cheers for the warning, I'll try that new temp, Mandy"
Feminist: What? You have something against maternity leave? You must be RACIST...I mean uh SEXIST! You hate women! You're a rapist! You beat your wife every night don't you?
RationalDude: I don't hate women and I'm not married yet...
Feminist: DOWN WITH MEN!!
RationalDude: *shakes head* whatever