Mother
I'd
Like
To
Fuck

The mother can be any age, as long as they've given birth and popped that thing out of their vagina and still remain hot as hell and a devil in bed, why the hell not?
1. My friend's mom is a milf, did you see that halter top she was wearing? I don't care if she's 40.

2. Tsuji Nozomi from Morning Musume suddenly transformed into a milf.
από gaylittleboys 4 Ιούνιος 2009
Acronym for Mother I'd Like to Fuck. Although the following is debatable, a MILF refers to women in their late 30's through mid/late 50's. She doesn't necessarily have to be a mother. For example, a hot 16 year old mother doesn't qualify to be a MILF; whereas, a 45 year old hot babe who is not a mother would. Same would apply to GILF.
"Awww yeaz! check out that MILF!!"
"Yah, she's aight but I don't see no stretch marks tho."
"C-Section nigga..."
"Aight bitch, imma gonna ask dat ho if she's got children. Then you gonna pay me $5 cuz you'z ass is wrong."

"Awwww yea check out those saggin tittaas, definitely Grade-A GILF material right there."
"Shiiit, thats the old spinster who lives up on Cherry Rd... she never married or had children foo, you'z be trippin. Ain't no GILF in that, whats the fun if she ain't got no kids foo?"
από tdan 10 Δεκέμβριος 2004
In popular American culture of early 21st century, a sexually appealing older woman who is an object of infantile hyper Oedipal motherfucking fantasies.

My girlfriend's mom is such a MILF! Mmmmm, ménage à trois... !
από DMNY 8 Ιούλιος 2006
mum i would like to FUCK
hughs mum is such a MILF
από hugh55565456 8 Ιανουάριος 2009
Mom I'd Like to Fuck

Moms that give you a boner
Person #1: Dude, Britney Spears is such a milf. I'd like to tap that ass all day.
Person #2: Britney Spears isn't that hot...
από {W@R} 12 Μάρτιος 2006
mum i like to fuck
stiflers mum
από luke benson 1 Μάιος 2003
A mum (often a friends) who you would do anything to have her taste your prawn. sometimes you try to lick her feet as she walks up the stairs, because your that fucked up.
Dude have you seen stevens dads girlfriend? MAn SHE IS A MILF! I WOULD TOTTALY LET HER SHIT ON ME!
από G1v3 Me P1nk 31 Ιούλιος 2007

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