When your mad at your partner for not giving you any sex the night before, you wake up in the morning and start to masturbate in front of their face. Right when your about to come, you wake them up and blow your load in their face.
My girlfriend was pissy and wouldn't give me any, so I gave her a morning glory.
από Grndzro619 18 Δεκέμβριος 2008
alcoholic cocktail named for its tenancy to produce serious hangovers the next day.

the morning glory mix - 1 litre vodka

70cl red wkd

70cl blue wkd

70cl smirnoff ice lemon

70cl peach schnapps

4 shots of whiskey

this manages to taste like jelly, get you shit-faced and be neon purple at the same time.
Feel free to create you own variation!
"Dude I woke up with a killer hangover"
"How?"
"I was drinking Morning Glory last night"
"Dumbass"
από Hot Stuff! 23 Απρίλιος 2010
The act of waking someone up by ejaculating on their face.
"Dude, my roommate slept in and didn't give me a ride to work, so I have him a Morning Glory. For some reason, he's really pissed at me right now."
από 1-uptheguy 9 Απρίλιος 2009
a batched bowl of some sweet budd hit and enjoyed in the morning by all.
Yo pack me a morning glory bro!
από imsizzle 12 Δεκέμβριος 2010
After awaking with a massive erection, masturbate until near ejaculation. Then gently wake up your girlfriend, wife, or transient hooker and commence ejaculation in their barely open eyes.
Wife: Did you just..? Oh my God its everywhere, my eyes are burning! You asshole!

Husband: Behold the beauty of morning glory!
από luc richard mbah amoute 13 Απρίλιος 2009
Using the dreaded morning wood for good and masturbating first thing in the morning.
I hate having a morning wood, the only time it comes in handy is when I feel like having myself a quick "Morning Glory".
από Twunce 14 Μάρτιος 2010
Waking up with an erection and a huge need to pee.
"Dude, I hate morning glories, I am trying to sleep, I wake up one sec and I've got a huge fucking boner and need to pee."
από Soiled Undergarment 18 Αύγουστος 2003
Waking up with a cock as hard as steel.
My girlfriend loves it when I have a morning glory and shove it up her ass while she's still asleep. After she wakes up and put my hand on her perky little tits, she rides my dick as hard as she can till I almost cum, then she licks my balls and gives me a blow-job. When I cum she swallows every last drop and plays with my dick till I'm stiff again and she fucks me till lunchtime.
από bjmaniac 16 Ιούλιος 2010

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