Top Definition
An unnecessarily slow person, not mentally, just physically.
You are walking at an exceptionally slow pace, yet your friend is still lagging behind, therefore he is a slowpoke!
#sloth-like #an ambler #a dawdiler #a person with no sense of urgency #slow norris
από Fete 13 Οκτώβριος 2005
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A Water/Psychic type Pokemon that evolves into Slowbro at level 37.
MMmmm... this is some mighty good Slowpoke tail
#slowbro #pok'emon #retarded animals #pimping #nintendo
από ben-unit 19 Μάρτιος 2006
a generally playful and friendly term for a person who takes their time and/or moves slowly; usually does not imply a person is mentally slow, merely physically slow.
"Tracy always takes so long to shower before school and then she spends at least ten minutes looking for her clothes and five minutes trying to find her shoes! Geez, we're always late for the bus because she's such a slow poke!"
#slow #late #slowpoke #lag #dwaddler
από Pufferzzz 11 Νοέμβριος 2007
A Retarded Pink Pokemon that Kills you with psyhic moves.
Trainer:GO SLOW POKE
Slowpoke:DEERRRRRRR
Trainer:Slowpoke use Psyhic!
Slowpoke:DERRRRRRR -Boom-
#pokemon #pink #slow #psyhic #dumb
από Gyro2169 23 Δεκέμβριος 2010
The sexiest pokemon alive, can also be used to describe mentally retarded people or in the harassment of people.
1) I was playing pokemon, but my slowpoke made me so horny i had to have some sex,
2) That kid is such a slowpoke, I mean really? Who'd shove a iron penis into their skull!?
#pokemon #sexy #slowpoke #retard #sex #pink #tail #slow #poke #horny
από Sensei Slowpoke 26 Απρίλιος 2010
1. a person who takes an obnoxiously long time to poke you back on Facebook.
2. a person in a poke war who desperately tries to wait until the last minute of the 2 days allowed to poke back in a poke-war, as a tactic to make you surrender.
Jerry: I'm going to poke Emily today! *pokes*
Emily: *looks at pokes and doesn't click for like 2 days*
Jerry: What a slowpoke!
#facebook #poke #poke war #dykey snail #slow
από Sandreeka 8 Ιανουάριος 2012
Slowpoke can mean dumb or retarded, a variation of slow. It can also mean you need to slow down either because they were surprised or offended by what you said.
1. "There was this blonde at the bustop today and she was on some slowpoke shxt!"

2. "Hold up, Hold up, Hold up! Nxqqa you gotta slowpoke tht shxt down for me!"
#slow poke #slow #dumb #sloww poke #slow pooke
από Wordcreator123bxtch 17 Αύγουστος 2011
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