An opportunity to stuff your face with snacks, deck yourself out in face paint while bellowing like a fratboy even though you're a thirteen-year-old girl, sounding more like a drunk trucker, and to listen to all the white rap songs about the packers.
Oh, and football. But who watches the Superbowl for football?
You: Hey, the Superbowl is on tonight!
Her: WHOOOOOOOO YEAAAAAAAAAAH GO PACKAS~
You: Woah there...